Or just those willing to paste into google translate.
I came up with it this morning, and my wife hadn't had coffee yet and didn't get it. Sad, I pull of a dad joke/pun in a language I don't even speak and it gets no response.
si les acoutrements sont beige clair s'appellent-ils ecrutrements ?
Or in english.
if the acoutrements are light beige are they called ecrutrements?