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					Originally Posted by G1911  It’s going to be heartbreaking to fans everywhere when we discover that Aloysius was using performance enhancing drugs with a concoction of lamb entrails, rat poison, and methamphetamine when breaking the record. | 
	
 ''Tis rumored that Aloysius was a voracious consumer of original recipe "Coca-Cola.