I saw a Starlink Satellite train fly over my house last night. Didn't know what the hell it was at first, and thought I was getting the first confirmed sighting of Santa Claus running his reindeer herd in a mid-February test run.
Then my wife Googled it and 3 minutes later told me it was a string of satellites working up their elevation until they got high enough to spin off from each other into higher orbit.
You can imagine my disappointment when I found that out.
Then I heard a noise coming from our woods, and asked her if she thought that might be Bigfoot.
She just rolled her eyes at me.
