In 2019, I bought a box of 2014 Panini product and got a redemption card. I figured WTF and logged it in. Took several months but I got the card. This promising things they don't actually have, totally ridiculous. Feels like a Seinfeld episode:
Agent: I'm sorry, we don't have your card available at the moment.
Jerry: I don't understand, I pulled a redemption for this specific card, do you have my redemption?
Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cards.
Jerry: But the redemption keeps the card here. That's why you have the
redemption serial numbered.
Agent: I know why we have redemptions.
Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a card. See, you know how to
send out the redemption card, you just don't know how to *hold* the card and
that's really the most important part of the process, the holding. Anybody
can just send out redemption cards.
Agent: Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.
[The agent goes into an office with a window in the door so she can be seen
speaking with someone.]
Jerry: Uh, here we go. The supervisor. You know what she's saying over there?
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking
to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.
Elaine: Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm
not really saying anything at all?
Jerry: Now you say something else and they won't yell at me 'cause they thought I was checking with you.
Elaine: Okay, that's it. I think that's enough, see you later.
The agent returns.
Agent: I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.
Jerry: Yeah, it looked as if you were in a real conversation over there.
Agent: But we do have a pack of crap if you would like that.
Last edited by Exhibitman; 03-08-2023 at 09:20 AM.
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