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Originally Posted by ASF123
I think you need to install a teleprompter in your head for your inner Mick Jagger... 
EDIT: Dammit, you edited and my joke is no longer hilarious. Boo! |
My subconscious mind generally improves the lyrics of songs.
For instance, Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog" includes:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out, what people mean my down and out.
Spent my money, took my car, started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
In my improved version, that last line is: "I don't know but I been told, beetle-headed woman ain't got no soul."