Posted By:
Greg Theberge"Why don't penguins fly?"
My naive guess would be that there are no convenient airports in those frigid climates where those little guys live.
By the way. If you want to hear the World's Best Penguin Joke go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpuuAa7gdE
Hey, whadda ya want..... It's the fifth inning and I'm just trying not to kill myself here. I just had to step away from the television. My right fielder is wearing the wrong stinking uniform and is playing for the other team, and my baseball watching season is sinking faster than the nausea in the pit of my stomach.
All kidding aside, I want Peter to know he's more than welcome here and I look forward to his contributions. I was only giving some constructive criticism. I certainly wasn't trying to get on his case. I aplogize if any of it came off that way.
Greg
Edited to say that the joke may not be suitable for those under 18 and those @#$#@! Red Sox are doing it to me once again... it's now 4-0