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Peter SpaethDav, you appear to be suffering from a medical condition known as Mike Baker's Disease -- defined as an undue fascination with high grade slabbed cards.  It is a psychiatric disorder, listed in DSM-IV under the obsessive compulsive disorders (although there are those who claim it belongs under narcissistic disorders).  There is a cure, however.  Sell all your cards and replace them with low grade cards -- creases are mandatory (sorry, I know it sounds painful).  For a while you will feel ill, but eventually you will learn to love them.  You not only will be cured, you will have much more money to spread around.