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Posted By: howard

My God, you're right! The speeding cars were much scarier than the attacks! I live in NYC and I never saw a speeding vehicle until that very day. What was really scary, though, were the paper boys. They were so anxious to be the first to deliver the news that they threw their papers EXTRA hard! I was nearly hit with one and I still suffer from flashbacks.

Cars running red lights! Oh, the humanity!

If you're a comedian I congratulate you and thank you for making me laugh. Otherwise, go get some help.