Posted By:
Jodi BirkholmFrom the great 1980's movie Mask :
"Who the hell is Rubie Walker?...What you need is a Steve Garvey!"
Edited to add: A signed slab might be the tackiest autograph-related collectible out there. They're right up there with the oversized novelty boxing/baseball gloves signed by 126 nobodies, or those pink baseball bats!
To each their own.