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VincentNo need to elaborate.
My future Mrs. and I first met in the back of a police squad car many years ago.  But in our rowdy youth, we went out with a group of mutual friends who chose the wrong house inwhich to toilet paper the trees (after an emotional, hard-fought high school football game).  Unbeknown to us, that same house was visited the night before by other rowdy youths with a similar idea.  Needless to say, our timing was less than ideal.  On the bright side, I couldn't have picked a better partner in crime (or partner for life).  If only O.J. could have been so lucky.