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Posted By: Ryan Christoff

Marshall,

To be clear, Ryan is not "threatening people with physical violence." The word "people" implies more than one person. I was talking to you, not everyone in general. But I am not threatening you. I am not looking for a confrontation. I am glad to hear that you will not be talking smack to Joann at the National, because that is the only situation where any mention of physical violence came up (did it really?)

Also, the idea of buying a shotgun has been on my mind since the day my first daughter was born. But I swear that I don't have a gun. No I don't have a gun.

I've seen your picture. I'm no He-Man, but do you really think I would need a shotgun for you? All I meant was that there are plenty of dudes LIKE YOU in the world. You know, little boys that have issues with women. Of course, there is only one Marshall Barkman.

You are not in any danger. No one is out to get you. You will be safe at the National, and in the world generally, if you are not the same douchenozzle in person that you are on the board. But I think you might be exactly the same in person. Which is why you definitely will not show up.

-Ryan