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MVSNYC-Barry's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
-If Barry round-house kicks you, you will die. If Barry misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
-In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Barry Sloate.
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Barry Sloate.
-Barry can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
-Barry doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
-Barry doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Barry Sloate entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
-The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Barry in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
-Staring at Barry for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
-One time, Barry Sloate accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
-Barry Sloate can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
-Barry Sloate has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
-If you were somehow able to land a punch on Barry Sloate, your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
-Barry Sloate uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.