[Rob D.]

Originally Posted by Anthony S.

Whilst our great-grand uncle insisted upon having his/their extensive collection cryogenically frozen with him/them at a secret laboratory at a Ivy League university far superior to any school your ancestors attended, we have been fortunate enough to recover and defrost a significant portion of his/their collection, which we are offering for sale at this time. Our attorney, who graduated first in class from Oxford University (at Tenafly), informs us that while our great-grand uncle did technically marry his/their collection at a small private ceremony in the most expensive luxury box at Yankee stadium in 2017, followed by a delightful honeymoon in Gstaad, the cards were at no-time removed from their PSA holders. Holographic inquiries will be answered, in the strictest confidence, at a date in the distant future we deign convenient.

Totally unrealistic. No misspelled words or malaprops.