Gentlepeople? You sure you're in the right forum?
J/K. Welcome to Net54, Paul.
Lot of different ways to go about this. One suggestion: pick a different issue for each of the first inductees to the HOF. There would be a veritable plethora of possible permutations. F'rinstance:
Can I post faster than Matt Wieder? Listen, my friend, there's no man alive can post faster than Smoky Matt Wieder.