here's a few of mine...
"...I don't want money, and I don't want medals...what I DO want is for you to stand there in that fa**oty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some f***ing courtesy...you have to ask me nicely!"
-Colonel Jessup; A Few Good Men
"If you were any other man I would KILL YOU where you stand!"
-Lt. Cmdr. Worf; Star Trek First Contact
Dave: "No, no, no don't touch it...I was counting on this. They are bringin us in!"
Hiller: "Well when the hell was you gonna tell me?!?!"
Dave: "...oops"
-Independence Day
Command Master Chief: "Lieutenant O'Neill....seek life...else...where"
O'Neill: "Suck my dick!!"
- GI Jane
Stan: "Mason!! Are you alright???"
Mason: "Oh yes...PERFECTLY Ok you fu**ing idiot!!!"
***
Stan: "I don't...I don't know anything about you."
Mason: "Well I know something about you Godspell"
Stan: "Goodspeed!!"
Mason: "Oh Goodspeed, Godspeed, Godspell....you never went to any anti-terrorist school. So just make sure you don't get us all fu**in killed."
- The Rock
"...because this is the only pussy...you are going to get! Your days of fingerbanging miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!"
- Gunnery Sgt Hartman; Full Metal Jacket
Woman with child: "Hey, look who's here its Santa Claus...tell Santa what you want for Christmas"
'Santa' : "I'm on my fu**in lunch break alright?!?!"
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Marcus: "What the hell do you mean 'get him outta here?'"
Gin: "Take him to the car!"
Marcus: "In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfu**ing dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?"
Gin: "That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You're all the same.
Marcus: "Special treatment?! I'm 3-foot-fu**ing-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?"
Gin: "Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!"
Marcus: "Sketch it up, you fu**ing moron. Fu**ing Leonardo da Vinci."
Gin: "What'd you call me thigh-high?"
Marcus: "I called you a fu**ing guinea homo from the 15th-fu**ing-century, you dickhead!"
Gin: "I could stick you up my ass, small fry."
Marcus: "Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?"
Gin: "You got some lip on you midget."
Marcus: "Yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!"
- Bad Santa
Last edited by VinTX; 03-02-2011 at 04:53 PM.
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