Ted Williams was able to give a carpet an electric shock.
When Ted Williams said "Jump", you didn't say, "How high?" - you asked, "When do I come down?"
If Ted Williams had a beard...it would've been able to cut diamonds.
Ballet was banned within a 1000 mile radius of Ted Williams.
Ted Williams wore a flux capacitor on his belt and ran 88 miles per hour.
Last edited by MVSNYC; 10-01-2011 at 10:02 PM.
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