Ted Williams was able to give a carpet an electric shock. 
 
When Ted Williams said "Jump", you didn't say, "How high?" - you asked, "When do I come down?" 
 
If Ted Williams had a beard...it would've been able to cut diamonds. 
 
Ballet was banned within a 1000 mile radius of Ted Williams. 
 
Ted Williams wore a flux capacitor on his belt and ran 88 miles per hour.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				  
				
					
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