"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
-- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
"I'm really relaxed, I really am. That's until I see the 6-foot-2, 230-pound guy who's going to throw who's never been to a Seder."
--Billy Crystal before facing major league pitching in a game
"You didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can"
-- Coach Morris Buttermaker
"Those Yankees are real turds."
--Tanner Boyle
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