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Posted By: jay behrens

Good thing I am too poor to worry about whether or not I can win a Mastro lot. I struggle to win beat up, crappy eBay cards that the MAstro crew wipes their feet on

Jay

Last year there was a fistfight between fans and players at a professional basketball game. Not to be outdone, the National Hockey League has announced that not only will several fans be beaten every period, but one lucky fan each game will be run over by the Zamboni.