Imagine the excitement of coming home to this, like I did today!!!!!!
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After over a year and a half of labor (by Bobby), my 14 lb., 4oz. miracle has finally arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cigars for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I know, I know, tobacco bad...and it probably contains gluten, whatever that is.)
Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wait...how concerned should I be that his skin color doesn't match me or his mom's????? Has she been cheating on me by buying cards from places other than eBay?????? Now my heart is broken. It's always the ones you trust who screw you over.
To Bobby:
I know we sent you a ramshackle card with a very bizarre gift card amount, but allow me to reiterate (hopefully for everyone)...
Thank you so much for doing these group subs for us!!!!
What an absolute pain-in-the-butt it must be dealing with not only all of us, but the TPG people as well, and you never complain or bitch and moan at people, even the godforsakenly frustrating ones. I can't even imagine the annoyance such an undertaking must become, but you do it anyway to help everyone out. Thank you, fine sir!!!! You are such a great asset to this site (and the world)!!!!!!!!!!!
--elm