[jerrys]

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children, one of which was a mistake, as you will see.

I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.

This is my eight child, what are you going to do about it?

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

Mrs. Mills has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have 6 children. Can you tell me why?

My husband got his project cut off 1 week ago and I haven't had any relief since.

You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

I want my money as soon as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for 2 months and he doesn't doe me any good.