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Originally Posted by timzcardz
And are you liquidating your stockpile of toilet paper to fund your gasoline acquisition?
Personally, I have a delivery of Scotch and Bourbon scheduled for today to get me through the tough times!
What better time to drink than if you can't afford to drive?
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To paraphrase Freewheelin' Franklin... Scotch will get you through times of no more better than money will get you through times of no Scotch.