In memory of Leslie Nielsen:
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing smoking"
"Surely you must be joking"
"I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley"
"You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now."
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing drinking"
"Nice beaver"
"Thank you. I just had it stuffed"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing amphetamines"
"The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"
"All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
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