With the service PSA provides I would question the use of the word “Express” in their most rapid service category.
Perhaps the following tiers should be utilized
1. Don’t Hold Your Breath
2. No inquiries regarding your order during the year of your submission.
3. We didn’t think slower service was possible, but we were wrong.
4. Brownian Movement (Look it up) is faster than our graders.
5. You’re lucky if we even find your submission.
6. Time (all of it) is on our side.
7. Modern cards may be vintage before you see them again.
8. You can only spin the grading wheel so many times in an hour.
9. Never get treated rapidly.
10. Our reputation is literally a house of cards.
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FRANK:BUR:KETT - RAUCOUS SPORTS CARD FORUM MEMBER AND MONSTER NUMBER FATHER.
GOOD FOR THE HOBBY AND THE FORUM WITH A VAULT IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION FILLED WITH NON-FUNGIBLES
274/1000 Monster Number
Nearly*1000* successful B/S/T transactions completed in 2012-24.
Over 680 sales with satisfied Board members served.
If you want fries with your order, just speak up.
Thank you all.
Now nearly PQ.
Last edited by frankbmd; 02-12-2021 at 08:37 AM.
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