Obviously I am very bored tonight
There have been only two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.- Tallulah Bankhead
"The fine was more than I expectorated"-Frenchy Bordagary, on being fined for spitting at an umpire.
Asked if he preferred Astroturf to grass "I don't know; I never smoked Astroturf."- Tug McGraw
"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby
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