Not a picture but funny.
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Well," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,
when on a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
While we were looking for our balls, I noticed one of the cows had
something in its rear end. I walked over and lifted the tail, and sure
enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the
middle
of the cow's butt."
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I was lifting the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!"
I don't remember much after that!"
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