One intelligent ebayer- E254 Wagner

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Posted By: leon

This guy sure knows what he has.....and communicates it effectively too. Check out the addendums.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/Honus-Wagner_W0QQitemZ260225248612

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Posted By: Matt

Leon - my eyes are bleeding now.

I never realized how painful it is to read a paragraph where the beginning of every word is capitalized. I actually mind this more then GIZMO STYLE since all Rick did there was keep his caps lock on. Here the guy actually went out of his way to capitalize the first letter of every word.

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Posted By: Dan Bretta

ALL YOUR COLIGANS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!1

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Posted By: Tim

Between the language and capalization, by the end I felt like I was being hypnotized.

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Posted By: barrysloate

He writes rather clearly at that, with great panache,...and capitalizing every word makes it easy on the eyes. Overall, a beautifully articulated description!

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Posted By: leon

I think Scott and I have found our writer for our auction lot descriptions ......By the end of reading them folks will be paying just to not have to read anymore.....

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Posted By: Al C.risafulli

"ALL YOUR COLIGANS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!1"


This is actually the funniest thing I've ever read on Net54.

-Al

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Posted By: Adam

Question: What is the reserve price?

Answer: "the mid Hundreds between mid and alittle bit higher."

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Posted By: brianp

...Lets see how many of you want this Rare Hard to come by Monty of Players in Valuable collection as soon as T 206 Cards are gone this Could Be the Next Best Honus Wanger Coligan...

No thanks, I already possess a Wanger in my valuable collection


Brian

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Posted By: Gene Palmer

I've always thought there's nothing better then the next best thing. Too bad it's only "Bubble Gum Size" or it would be worth 2.8 mil.

Thanks Leon. I needed this laugh today.

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Posted By: Keith

the mid Hundreds between mid and alittle bit higher, LOL

For some reason, this seller's ramblings remind me of the hilarious Miss Teen USA youtube video.

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Posted By: leon

It ended at $600 which is a little bit below his first addendum:

"This is so far away from the reserve price it will never be met at this rate Think Many thousands of dollars and then some.Remeber Athentic Honus Wagner Coligan Awsome! "

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Posted By: barrysloate

This guy's sentence structure is impeccable.

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Posted By: Corey

"The Reserve Price is the mid Hundreds between mid and alittle bit higher.I have knocked Reserve Price down to where it can be obtained."

I was actually thinking of bidding in the low hundreds between mid and a little bit LOWER.
I'm really glad that this Drunk Alien decided to knock the reserve price down to where it can be obtained.
10 percent of this sale goes to the Red Cross, however 90 percent of this sale will probably end up going straight to a crack dealer in Salt Lake City.

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Posted By: B.C.Daniels

small fish?

BcD

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Posted By: Corey

Seriously? There isn't any need for that. I enjoy reading the postings on this site and and am really trying to learn as much as possible about the history of the sport I love. This was a particularly funny conversation and I chimed in.

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Posted By: Mark

This was among the funnist things I have seen here as well. I was laughing out loud reading it, when a customer called me. I could not switch gears, get re-focused, or stop laughing... I actually set the phone down to regain my composure.

Seriously, this has to be a foreigner, or a non-English speaking transplant with a severe language barrier... the only acceptable explanation. Did you see how many times this auction was viewed? I wish my ebay listings got this many hits! I wonder how many were from serious potential bidders, and how many were there just for a chuckle?