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| I’ve never been married |
  
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04-17-2025, 09:22 AM
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Coming up on 30 years. When I am at a club doing a stand-up set and I announce how long I've been married, the women cheer and the men mutter "whoa, that's a long time." Tell me about it. If i'd killed her on our honeymoon, I'd already be on parole.
My parents were married 59 years. I think the last decade was out of spite. One wasn't going to give the other the satisfaction of surviving. They fought about everything. I once walked in on them fighting over who had the more expensive medication. I like Kinison's line that if you've been married and end up in hell, you'll be bored. "Married twice, huh?", the Devil asks. "You want a job?" Thanks, you've been a great audience. If you're gonna drive home drunk, watch for cops.
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04-20-2025, 09:24 AM
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If you added all three together it would be a more impressive number.
 As I like to tell people, “I’m not scared of commitment, I just make poor decisions.” I wear my moron badge proudly.
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05-07-2025, 08:57 AM
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Divorces are expensive...because they're worth it.
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05-10-2025, 05:30 PM
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I knew mine was doomed when I introduced her on my honeymoon as "My first wife".
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