Funny MLB Baseball Player Names

[cgjackson222]

My apologies for the lowbrow humor, but here are some of my favorite MLB player names:

Best Actual Names:
1) Urban Shocker
2) John Malarkey
3) Orval Overall
4) Hugh High
5) Boof Bonser
6) Razor Shines
7) Pete LaCock
8) Johnny Dickshot
9) Jack Glasscock
10) Antonio Bastardo
11) Tony Suck

Best Nicknames:
1) “Pickles” Dilhoeffer
2) “Sugar” Cain
3) “Lil” Stoner
4) “Oil Can” Boyd
5) “Granny” Hamner
6) “Snuffy” Stirnweiss
7) “Stubby” Clapp
8) “Bud” Weiser
9) “Coco” Crisp
10) “Peek-A-Boo” Veach
11) “Rusty” Kuntz
12) “The Only” Nolan
13) Dick Pole
14) “Mysterious” Walker
15) “Buttercup” Dickerson
16) “Vinegar Bend” Mizell
17) “Phenomenal” Smith
18) “Pussy” Tebeau
19) “Chicken” Hawks

[mrreality68]

Sadly I think you forgot a few

1. Dick Pole (pitcher)


And if you go into other sports there is
Dick Butkus
General Booty
Ben Gay
Fabian Assmann
Dick Trickle (Race Car)

[cgjackson222]

I listed Dick Pole as a nickname, since few are actually named Dick

[Mark17]

Milton Bradley
Boog Powell

Dick "Dr. Strangeglove" Stuart
"Goose" Goslin

[mrreality68]

Originally Posted by cgjackson222

I listed Dick Pole as a nickname, since few are actually named Dick

According to this it is his real name

https://www.baseball-reference.com/p...poledi01.shtml

Or at least that is what I have seen it as

[cgjackson222]

Originally Posted by mrreality68

According to this it is his real name

https://www.baseball-reference.com/p...poledi01.shtml

Or at least that is what I have seen it as

As the link you provided shows "Full Name: Richard Henry Pole"

Baseball Reference lists widely used nicknames at the top of player pages, such Oil Can Boyd

[mrreality68]

Originally Posted by cgjackson222

As the link you provided shows "Full Name: Richard Henry Pole"

Baseball Reference lists widely used nicknames at the top of player pages, such Oil Can Boyd

I stand corrected. Some how I missed it.

[BobbyStrawberry]

Where's Cannonball Titcomb?

[NiceDocter]

Go find this card!

[clydepepper]

My 2 favorite nicknames for Baseball players:

Mike 'The Human Rain Delay' Hargrove

Jeffrey 'Ole Penitentiary Face' Leonard



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[John1941]

Some of my favorites:

Phede Lambke
O'Koyea Dickson
Dovydas Neverauskas
Nikco Riesgo
Asher Wojciechowski
Heinie Meine
Tommy Toms
Red Badgro
Ozzie Van Brabant
Razor Ledbetter
Lars Taylor-Tatsuji Nootbaar
Skye Bolt
Tarik Skubal
Kermit Kowalk (1950s minor leaguer)

[Bill77]

Don't forget the Hargrave brothers Pinky and Bubbles.

[Casey2296]

Francesco Stephen Pezzolo aka "Ping Bodie"

"Ping" for the sound his 52 ounce bat made when it struck the ball, "Bodie" for the town in California where he was born, now a famous gold mining ghost town.

[mortimer brewster]

Clarence "Cuddles" Marshall Mainstay of the St. Louis Browns.

and an old name from my hometown Buffalo Bisons hockey team:

Harry Dick

Poor guy lived 80 years with that name.

NFL, the dynamic father son duo:

Carlester Crumpler

[clydepepper]

Originally Posted by mortimer brewster

Clarence "Cuddles" Marshall Mainstay of the St. Louis Browns.

and an old name from my hometown Buffalo Bisons hockey team:

Harry Dick

Poor guy lived 80 years with that name.

NFL, the dynamic father son duo:

Carlester Crumpler

I know someone named Harold Beavers...his wife's name is Patricia.


.

[mrreality68]

Keep them coming some great names

[mortimer brewster]

Originally Posted by clydepepper

My 2 favorite nicknames for Baseball players:

Mike 'The Human Rain Delay' Hargrove

Jeffrey 'Ole Penitentiary Face' Leonard



.

With today's pitch clock, I would love to see how Hargrove's routine would look speeded up.

[mortimer brewster]

Originally Posted by clydepepper

My 2 favorite nicknames for Baseball players:

Mike 'The Human Rain Delay' Hargrove

Jeffrey 'Ole Penitentiary Face' Leonard



.

With today's pitch clock, I would love to see how Hargrove's routine would look speeded up.

[wpeters]

Bob "Death to Flying Things" Ferguson.

[JustinD]

Always a fan of a man that embraces the name "Puddin' Head" so much that he changes his signature -

[mrreality68]

Love these names not sure if they are all politically correct but interesting and entertaining

[todeen]

I was just thinking about Dick Pole today. If anyone is interested, there are multiple game used jerseys on Ebay right now. That's the mark of a true fan.

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[jingram058]

Van Lingle Mungo

[jingram058]

Clem Labine

[jingram058]

"Teddy Ballgame"

[jingram058]

"Kiki" Cuyler

[jingram058]

Edgar Renteria "The Barranquilla Baby"

[jingram058]

Nick "Tomato Face" Cullop

[jingram058]

Don "The Gerbil" Zimmer

[jingram058]

Brett "The Golden Retriever" Jackson

[Casey2296]

Originally Posted by jingram058

Van Lingle Mungo

That name always conjured up an image of a west coast hot rod builder or a surfboard shaper for some reason.

Or maybe it is the infamous hit by Jerry Mungo in 1970 that's triggering me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

[jingram058]

Originally Posted by Casey2296

That name always conjured up an image of a west coast hot rod builder or a surfboard shaper for some reason.

Or maybe it is the infamous hit by Jerry Mungo in 1970 that's triggering me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM

My 1939 Play Ball...

[John1941]

There was a minor league outfielder from 1949 to 1954 named K Chorlton. Yes, K was his given first name.

[paul]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish.

[G1911]

Always liked these 2 guys names, flow of the tongue well. Quintanilla was a local favorite when he played with Modesto.

[mcgwirecom]

say no more

[Writehooks]

Former Tigers shortstop Coot Veal. He was born in Deepstep, Georgia (great name for a shortstop's hometown) in 1932 and is buried in Macon, Georgia -- home of what IMO is the greatest pro team name ever: the Macon Whoopees (Southern Hockey League, 1973-74).

[BobbyStrawberry]

Originally Posted by Writehooks

Former Tigers shortstop Coot Veal. He was born in Deepstep, Georgia (great name for a shortstop's hometown) in 1932 and is buried in Macon, Georgia -- home of what IMO is the greatest pro team name ever: the Macon Whoopees (Southern Hockey League, 1973-74).

Ha! That is a great team name.