NY Post comments on Jeter's greed.

[mr2686]

Which of course leads to the old joke, What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the Giraffe.

[ChiefBenderForever]

Originally Posted by mr2686

Which of course leads to the old joke, What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the Giraffe.

Sadly to say it took a few reads for me to get it, very good ! What about the Alien with 3 balls, they called him ET the Extratesticle.........

[Scott Garner]

[quote=mr2686;912182]which of course leads to the old joke, what do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.[/quote

Funny Mike!! LOL

[Exhibitman]

MacTavish is leading a tour of the course at St. Andrews and explaining to the tourists that they play in all weather, even winter in the snow. A tourist asks how they do that:

"With red balls" MacTavish says.

A woman giggles: "It's those silly kilts."

[Ease]

After attending a golf tournement, an older gentleman heads back to his car on the shuttle. A young blonde girl is sitting across from him, seemingly staring at the bulge in his pockets. He says to her "golf balls". She replies, "Oh,dear, is it as painful as tennis elbow?"