Mr.Overall Is Going Into Sergury Tonight!

[frankbmd]

I suppose that I could start marketing my pristine Wisconsin well water, which works fine, in environmentally approved plastic containers with an image of Honus Wagner affixed to owners of dirty cardboard. I have no doubt that it would soon become the industry standard. My wife could (wo)man the switchboard. Obviously we wouldn't be able to ship more than 16 oz to residents of New York, but we would be able to offer volume discounts to others, as the product is also a fine thirst quencher. Net54 board members will be given preferential treatment when we go public with the IPO. Finally a retirement job that makes sense, if not cents.

[Runscott]

I'm kind of amazed at all the intricacies of technique described whenever a thread like this is started. It's really very, very simple:

1. Fill bowl with water
2. Drop in card and it will soak. You don't have to touch it
3. Check after about 5 minutes. Is stuff loose, or does it come completely off? No-leave; Yes-remove. Use your own judgement - you might have to leave it for 2-3 hours in severe cases
4. Once you can 'rub' off material easily with your fingers, remove and pat off excess water using typing paper. Repeat until reasonably dry.
5. Place between two sheets of typing paper and insert into a big book
6. Stack lots of additional big books on top. Leave for as long as you can stand - 2 days is always enough

It really is as simple as I have described - I've done it countless times.

[ullmandds]

frank...set up shop at the national...you'll make a killing!!!

[tschock]

Originally Posted by frankbmd

I suppose that I could start marketing my pristine Wisconsin well water, which works fine, in environmentally approved plastic containers with an image of Honus Wagner affixed to owners of dirty cardboard. I have no doubt that it would soon become the industry standard. My wife could (wo)man the switchboard. Obviously we wouldn't be able to ship more than 16 oz to residents of New York, but we would be able to offer volume discounts to others, as the product is also a fine thirst quencher. Net54 board members will be given preferential treatment when we go public with the IPO. Finally a retirement job that makes sense, if not cents.

Will you be the sole provider and sponsor of bottled water at the Net54 dinner?