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[Peter_Spaeth]

Guys, if Shoeless Joe Jackson didn't wear shoes, how did he avoid getting spiked?

[Wymers Auction]

I like the references to Jim Stinson's Pee rule for autographs.

[Rich Klein]

In which there was a threat to sue archives. Or was it a person threate4ning to sue themselves

Rich

[Leon]

Originally Posted by Rich Klein

In which there was a threat to sue archives. Or was it a person threate4ning to sue themselves

Rich

It was apropos in that it was the Bruces behind all of the dastardly deeds.

[sbfinley]

Please address your inquiry in strict confidence to

Bruce Dorskind

[Eric72]

Thread: "Did my first crack and resubmit"

I can easily understand how this could happen. When my wife wakes up in the morning, she's a "2". By the time she's done getting ready to leave the house, she's a "5".

I'll most likely never be seen from again after this post so good luck with your collections.

[digdugdig]

Originally Posted by Eric72

Thread: "Did my first crack and resubmit"

I can easily understand how this could happen. When my wife wakes up in the morning, she's a "2". By the time she's done getting ready to leave the house, she's a "5".

I'll most likely never be seen from again after this post so good luck with your collections.

I think I've told everyone I know that one!!

[Wymers Auction]

I do not remember who posted the reply but the thread asked what do you collect other than cards. The reply was "ex-wives".

[sbfinley]

Not entirely sure if it was this board or another, but someone once started a thread wanting to purchase any and all Yogi Berra cards. Someone posted that they had a Berk Ross if the OP was interested. OP responded "No thanks. Only interested in Berra cards."

[T206Collector]

"Remember, the Monster wants you to quit. Don't listen to it."

I wrote this first, but never get any credit for it!

[Tobacco&Gum]

There's a member here (whose name escapes me) with the signature...."Blue collar guy, Red Hindu dreams".

I've always liked that line.

[CobbvLajoie1910]

Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

Guys, if Shoeless Joe Jackson didn't wear shoes, how did he avoid getting spiked?

This.