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05-31-2016, 07:32 PM
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'Integrity is what you do when no one is looking' "The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep” 
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05-31-2016, 10:57 PM
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Two lawyers are shipwrecked and alone on a desert island. A raft floats onto the beach with the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen on it, and she's naked and unconscious. They look at her for a minute and one lawyer finally says, "Should we screw her?"
The other lawyer looks at him like he's crazy and says, "Out of what??"
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06-01-2016, 07:22 AM
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What do you call a lawyer thrown out of an airplane?
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. "A life is not important except in the impact it has on others lives" - Jackie Robinson “If you have a chance to make life better for others and fail to do so, you are wasting your time on this earth.”- Roberto Clemente
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06-01-2016, 09:30 AM
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06-01-2016, 05:28 PM
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I had Air Pollution, but I like your answer better. .
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. "A life is not important except in the impact it has on others lives" - Jackie Robinson “If you have a chance to make life better for others and fail to do so, you are wasting your time on this earth.”- Roberto Clemente
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06-01-2016, 05:17 PM
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The old drunk, of course. The other three are mythical characters. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick? A: A tick drops off you when you die. Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish. Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement? A: Not enough cement.
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