What's the Worst Movie You Ever Saw?

[Stonepony]

Originally Posted by ZiggerZagger

Having worked in a Movie store (Mr. Movies) in the mid-1990's, I was privileged to see some truly awful movies come through at that time. Will have to collect my thoughts for a proper answer...

But I will say that the art of the so-bad-it's-good movie is really an artfully fine balancing act. It should be praised to the heavens whenever it is achieved.
In that category, the movie They Live comes to mind, and mostly due to the *awkwardly* long fight scene between Keith David and WWF's 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mm4mLsCAyI

Just wear the dang glasses, Keith!!

Huh? THEY LIVE is a classic
" I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum"

[ALR-bishop]

Originally Posted by Stonepony

Huh? THEY LIVE is a classic
" I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum"

And...

Where do they come from ?
They ain't from Cleveland

It looks like you dipped your face in cheese dip back in 1957

The golden rule is... he who has the gold, makes the rules

[ZiggerZagger]

Just to clarify, 'They Live' and 'Truck Turner' both come with my highest rating, if only for the quotable lines alone. They don't take themselves seriously, which is exactly why they succeed...

But, the worst films I've ever sat through in the theater are absolutely:
--Dick Tracy (walked out),
--Waterworld (gills, really???), and
--The Island of Dr. Moreau (the Brando/Val Kilmer one)

Each so uniquely horrible in it's own way...