Could I please get a few references from you guys?

[Peter_Spaeth]

Originally Posted by MVSNYC

Chuck Norris (Luke Lyon) Jokes


Luke Lyon doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Luke Lyon.

If you spell Luke Lyon in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Luke Lyon breathes air … five times a day.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Luke Lyon roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

When God said, “Let there be light!” Luke said, “Say Please.”

Luke Lyon has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

The dinosaurs looked at Luke Lyon the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Luke Lyon’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


(Yeah, Luke is Aces).

I still think the most brilliant Chuck Norris joke along these lines is that he could slam a revolving door.

[MVSNYC]

Originally Posted by Peter_Spaeth

I still think the most brilliant Chuck Norris joke along these lines is that he could slam a revolving door.

That's a good one...Or...that he can parallel park a Train!

[Brian Van Horn]

Luke is a First (capitalization intentional) class buyer and seller.

Thank you,

Brian Van Horn

[earlywynnfan]

Gee, I have never dealt with Luke, and now I'm feeling depressed about it!!

[Luke]

Wow, thanks so much everyone. It was very nice to read all these kind words.

Rob, I think I'd get kicked off the forum if I said exactly what I was buying, but it's a lot closer to the Pena than the Berra

[Kevin]

Like, let me know what you need regarding references. You got my whole hearted seal of approval. Or only on deals, but just shooting the breeze…