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Happy birthday!!!
You're 60, but with a qualifier, so decide which one (all?) fits best: OC (Off Center) - You’re regularly leaning on a crutch, cane or walker. ST (Staining) - You’re either in Depends right now or have a box of them waiting in the closet. PD (Print Defects) - Your face and body are so wrinkled, you’d be at home on an ironing board. MC (Miscut) - For the love of God, take a machete to those ten inch long stray eyebrow hairs growing every which way!!! OF (Out of Focus) - Where in high heck are my glasses???!!!! MK (Marks) - Every morning there’s a new crop of age spots staring back at you in the mirror.
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Quote:
another to the OF qualification. "Doris, is that you?" To the woman you have been married to for 45 years and her name is Agnes. Oh, by the way, Happy Birthday, Jeff. |
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Happy birthday Jeff, and remember what Groucho said
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Happy Birthday Jeff!
Last edited by WagnerCollector; 06-22-2025 at 09:57 AM. |
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Thank you!
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Jeff, did you get the net54 singing telegram we sent??
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No! And not a single card either. I think I got a pack of 1989 Donruss cards from Memory Lane, however, so I've got that going for me.
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