An Open Letter to the Forum - Re: Bruce Dorskin (suspended)

Fred · #1 03-28-2010, 07:47 PM

Posts/threads associated with Bruce always seem to be very lengthy. Whether he starts the post or the post is about him the threads seem to take on a new life of their own.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we�re created for it.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously through himself.

- If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

- Mexico once cancelled Cinco de Mayo because he had a scheduling conflict

Ok, he's not the most interesting man in the world but this board seems to find the time to chime in on the posts in which he participates. Let's do a poll!!!

1. I like Bruce
2. I don't like Bruce
3. I really don't like Bruce, I'd like to kick him in the balls
4. Whilst I don't care for the Bruces I do seem to find his posts interesting

#2 03-28-2010, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred

Posts/threads associated with Bruce always seem to be very lengthy. Whether he starts the post or the post is about him the threads seem to take on a new life of their own.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we�re created for it.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously through himself.

- If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

- Mexico once cancelled Cinco de Mayo because he had a scheduling conflict

Ok, he's not the most interesting man in the world but this board seems to find the time to chime in on the posts in which he participates. Let's do a poll!!!

1. I like Bruce
2. I don't like Bruce
3. I really don't like Bruce, I'd like to kick him in the balls
4. Whilst I don't care for the Bruces I do seem to find his posts interesting

Its a 3 for me

cbcbcb · #3 03-28-2010, 08:11 PM

How about a 5. Never Heard of Bruce or the Bruces until this thread.

teetwoohsix · #4 03-28-2010, 08:22 PM

At this point,it's hard to imagine that the Bruces could ever clean up "their mess".Not that the Bruces would ever think of apologizing to anyone,for they are too arrogant to think of such a thing.But the total disrespect and threats they have spewed to many board members is unacceptable.

I must admit,the "Archive" thread was one of the funniest things I've ever read here on Net54,,,,especially that it came from an "Ivy League Graduate"!!
Strange..........Really though Bruces-take a step back and think about how you disrespect people-it's despicable.

Clayton

botn · #5 03-28-2010, 08:29 PM

Does it really get any better than this? http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ite....html#comments

Buythatcard · #6 03-28-2010, 08:30 PM

I hate to sound like I am out of touch but who is Bruce?

T206DK · #7 03-28-2010, 09:54 PM

Has anyone ever called "them" a glittering jewel of collossal ignorance ? How do you expect to work on your "world class" collection if no collectors will have anything to do with you. Personal attacks and threats should qualify you to be banned from posting if you ask me. Seriously, how many friends can you make in life acting the way "the group" does on this board. They sound quite content to pursue life's endeavours and their world class collection alone....so be it !

Kawika · #8 03-28-2010, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by botn

Does it really get any better than this? http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ite....html#comments

"a fan of bachelorhood who inexplicably refers to himself in the plural"
Who da guy?

bigtrain · #9 03-28-2010, 09:35 PM

If you are trying to add to your "world class" collection, why insult fellow collectors who might aid in your quest? Frankly, I should think that many on this board would now be reluctant to sell an item to the Dorskind Group at any price. A good marketing strategy? Seems counterproductive to me.

yazfan08 · #10 03-28-2010, 09:20 PM

Exhibitman's response in the other thread made me think of this truth:

"When humans find themselves surrounded by nothing but objects, the response is always one of loneliness." -- Brian Swimme

slidekellyslide · #11 03-28-2010, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by botn

Does it really get any better than this? http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ite....html#comments

Heh! I've only gotten two "death wishes" from Bruce, but my first one made the New York Daily News Blog and will sit there in Google to embarrass the Dorskind Group for eternity.

Browncow75 · #12 03-28-2010, 09:33 PM

I AM poor white trash, and yet I feel more culturally refined than some "rich" idiot sitting behind a computer making idle threats in cyberspace, knowing full well that he would much rather hide behind a wall of lawyers before getting his habds dirty (and ass kicked) backing them up, if confronted on them. Besides, people like that have no "balls" to kick Andrew.

paul · #13 03-28-2010, 09:34 PM

I've never posted about Bruce or the Bruces before, and probably never will again. But I do have one question that perhaps he or someone who knows him can answer: Why does he post here? He gets teased and attacked relentlessly (I'm not saying he should or shouldn't be attacked, but it's obvious he is attacked). What does he get in return? If I was attacked like him (whether I deserved it or not), I'd leave and find another place with people that I get along with. I just don't get it.

Like everyone else, I also don't get the "we" thing. Bruce says it is a marketing strategy that his worked well for him in other contexts. I'll take his word on that. But it's obviously not working well for him here. Why not use a marketing strategy that works here?

batsballsbases · #14 03-28-2010, 08:17 PM

Wow,
there seems to be alot of hatred being aimed at the Bruce( Bruces) Balls!

Maybe one of the Brucei should consider an operation that way we would know which one to kick!

Orioles1954 · #15 03-29-2010, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred

Posts/threads associated with Bruce always seem to be very lengthy. Whether he starts the post or the post is about him the threads seem to take on a new life of their own.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.

- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.

- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.

- He lives vicariously through himself.

- If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

- Mexico once cancelled Cinco de Mayo because he had a scheduling conflict

I don't always drink, but when I do....I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend!

From James (the non-alcoholic Mormon)

andybecker · #16 03-29-2010, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orioles1954

I don't always drink, but when I do....I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend!

From James (the non-alcoholic Mormon)

that is the first thing that came to my mind!! lmfao

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