1908 Buffalo Bison PC on the bay

[Kawika]

Jim your needling remarks brought attention to our thread. Since it was launched we have picked up 3 high grade type cards for a total expenditure of $4300. Keep up the good work! In life and in war, when one is attacked one has the right, in fact, the obligation to respond. We hate to take up time and space on the board responding to your cynical comments- however, if you want to shoot arrows, we will be happy to return the favor with nuclear missiles. You must be chewing on some weird tobacco down there in Honky Town. We often step on roaches walking the streets of upper Manhattan near Yankee Stadium. They are certainly a higher form of life than you. Perhaps, you could make better use of your time--like flipping burgers or tacos- minimum wage sounds appropriate for your skills and intelligence. Tell us, is English your first language or is it Pig Latin? We wonder if your obsession with masturbation emanates from the fact that you can't satisfy your wife or that she is sick and tired of you. Whilst we are unaware of your social activities, might we suggest a visit to Chicago- attend the Jerry Springer show. It appears that the women participants, albeit a bit smarter than you- would be your perfect match. Do you prefer little girls or little boys? Personally, we'd like to see you cross the border from Mexico into Arizona and see what our hero, Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his team, do to solve the Jim VB problem. In fact, it would be best if we you threw you in the barn with a bunch of smelly old cows horses, and pigs and they could BS all over you. We're sure it is about time to go feed the pigs and the other members of your family. Keep up good work, Mr. BS. Whilst, you, your fellow low-life red necks and other "sorted" followers would not know or appreciate an ultra rare high grade card if you fell on it, we take comfort in knowing that you are probably consuming high grade spam. Perhaps they will issue a special exhibit card when you do the world a favor and end it all. Looking forward to reading about your demise. We read the obituaries. We laugh out loud, when an evil card collecting bastard name appears. Please make us laugh soon. So little boy, while you keep whining..we'll keep adding to America's Toughest Want List.

[Jim VB]

Originally Posted by Kawika

Jim your needling remarks brought attention to our thread. Since it was launched we have picked up 3 high grade type cards for a total expenditure of $4300. Keep up the good work! In life and in war, when one is attacked one has the right, in fact, the obligation to respond. We hate to take up time and space on the board responding to your cynical comments- however, if you want to shoot arrows, we will be happy to return the favor with nuclear missiles. You must be chewing on some weird tobacco down there in Honky Town. We often step on roaches walking the streets of upper Manhattan near Yankee Stadium. They are certainly a higher form of life than you. Perhaps, you could make better use of your time--like flipping burgers or tacos- minimum wage sounds appropriate for your skills and intelligence. Tell us, is English your first language or is it Pig Latin? We wonder if your obsession with masturbation emanates from the fact that you can't satisfy your wife or that she is sick and tired of you. Whilst we are unaware of your social activities, might we suggest a visit to Chicago- attend the Jerry Springer show. It appears that the women participants, albeit a bit smarter than you- would be your perfect match. Do you prefer little girls or little boys? Personally, we'd like to see you cross the border from Mexico into Arizona and see what our hero, Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his team, do to solve the Jim VB problem. In fact, it would be best if we you threw you in the barn with a bunch of smelly old cows horses, and pigs and they could BS all over you. We're sure it is about time to go feed the pigs and the other members of your family. Keep up good work, Mr. BS. Whilst, you, your fellow low-life red necks and other "sorted" followers would not know or appreciate an ultra rare high grade card if you fell on it, we take comfort in knowing that you are probably consuming high grade spam. Perhaps they will issue a special exhibit card when you do the world a favor and end it all. Looking forward to reading about your demise. We read the obituaries. We laugh out loud, when an evil card collecting bastard name appears. Please make us laugh soon. So little boy, while you keep whining..we'll keep adding to America's Toughest Want List.

Yup. That about covers it., but could use a few more malapropisms.

How long ago did you inhale the nerve gas? Time to take another
dose.

You are a waste of fresh air. We certainly do think of you every time
we step on a roach. We crush it instantly...we'd take more time with you.

FYI- we did not say that Lombardi authored the phrase.

Wonder if you care to match card collections?.You never manage to speak about cards...how come?

Go back into the corner and swallow your tobacco- maybe a few more horses
will kick you while you are doing the pigs.

[barrysloate]

Gentlemen...time for a deep breath.

[Jim VB]

Originally Posted by barrysloate

Gentlemen...time for a deep breath.

It's all in good fun Barry. Besides, I don't put much stock in anything Bruce says anyway.

[Jim VB]

Originally Posted by Yankeefan51

How long ago did you inhale the nerve gas? Time to take another
dose.

You are a waste of fresh air. We certainly do think of you every time
we step on a roach. We crush it instantly...we'd take more time with you.

FYI- we did not say that Lombardi authored the phrase.

Wonder if you care to match card collections?.You never manage to speak about cards...how come?

Go back into the corner and swallow your tobacco- maybe a few more horses
will kick you while you are doing the pigs.

None of my neighbors have horses, except for the guy with the indoor equestrian ring. I've never seen a pig in the neighborhood. And no one I know has chewed tobacco since high school baseball (It was cool back then.)

But I think you should stop insulting all the fine people who live in Texas. You might just say the wrong thing and piss off Leon, or Scott, or Jeff. They all seem like nice guys. I don't know why you don't like them.

Which part of my collection did you want to talk about?

G'night Poindexter.

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Jim VB

Yup. That about covers it., but could use a few more malapropisms.

Jim - I think that was a re-quote of a previous Group missive. If not, it was incredibly well done.

[Jim VB]

Originally Posted by Matt

Jim - I think that was a re-quote of a previous Group missive. If not, it was incredibly well done.

Really? I think it was an original Kawika work.


(And those mean things he said REALLY hurt!)

[Kawika]

Originally Posted by Jim VB

Really? I think it was an original Kawika work.
(And those mean things he said REALLY hurt!)

Straight verbatim cut-and-paste from Archive . You can't make this stuff up.

[Jim VB]

Originally Posted by Kawika

Straight verbatim cut-and-paste from Archive . You can't make this stuff up.

OK. Now I feel better (I think.)

[Matthew H]

Wow Jim! Let's start w/52 Topps and just work our way down