What are some of your favorite all-time movie lines?

[HRBAKER]

Eastwood to Bradford Dillman in pool hall: "Your mouthwash ain't makin' it!"

Dean Wormer in Animal House: "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son."

[Tsaiko]

''Now youse can't leave!'' Chazz Palminteri - To the motorcycle gang in A Bronx Tale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2_twxkXCUU

[Vol]

Carlito's Way, last scene.

"Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down...Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't want to go far. Rough night, tired baby....Tired."

[bigtrain]

Ernie Capadino: I'm Ernie Capadino. I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?
Dottie Hinson: Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.

[Jimmy has just signed a baseball for a little boy]
Little Boy: [reading] Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.
Jimmy Dugan: Hey, that's good advice!

[seablaster]

There are so many good quotes from these two, but among my favorites:

"In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe."

"Run! Go! Get to the choppa!"

[Robextend]

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

[Writehooks]

Wealthy hood: "Hey Rock, you should get into condominiums."
Rocky Balboa: "Geez, I dunno Mr. Gazzo ... I never use 'em."
– From Rocky (1976)


"It's not about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit ... and keep going forward."
— Rocky Balboa to his son Robert, in "Rocky Balboa" (2007)


"I heard ya got a date, Rock. Here's some advice: take her to da zoo. I heard retards love da zoo."
– Gazzo's driver, Rocky (1976)

[Republicaninmass]

Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me. It scared the shit out of every man in America.

from sleepless in Seattle

[Lordstan]

A little long, but a favorite of mine from Good Will Hunting.


Sean: Thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting.
Will: Oh
Sean: Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me?
Will: No
Sean: You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.
Will: Why, thank you.
Sean: It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.
Will: Nope
Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny... on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations. Him and the pope. Sexual orientation. The whole works, right? I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seeing that. If I ask you about women, you'll probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman... and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. I ask you about war, you'd probably ah throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more into the breach, dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap... and watched him gasp his last breath lookin' to you for help. If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes. Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth just for you, who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospital room... for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes... that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you. I don't see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. You ripped my fuckin' life apart. You're an orphan, right? Do you think that I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been - how you feel, who you are - because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because - You know what? I can't learn anything from you... I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

[Scott T]

"Over? Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Bluto Blutarsky
Animal House

[VinTX]

here's a few of mine...

"...I don't want money, and I don't want medals...what I DO want is for you to stand there in that fa**oty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some f***ing courtesy...you have to ask me nicely!"

-Colonel Jessup; A Few Good Men

"If you were any other man I would KILL YOU where you stand!"

-Lt. Cmdr. Worf; Star Trek First Contact

Dave: "No, no, no don't touch it...I was counting on this. They are bringin us in!"

Hiller: "Well when the hell was you gonna tell me?!?!"

Dave: "...oops"

-Independence Day

Command Master Chief: "Lieutenant O'Neill....seek life...else...where"

O'Neill: "Suck my dick!!"

- GI Jane

Stan: "Mason!! Are you alright???"

Mason: "Oh yes...PERFECTLY Ok you fu**ing idiot!!!"

***

Stan: "I don't...I don't know anything about you."

Mason: "Well I know something about you Godspell"

Stan: "Goodspeed!!"

Mason: "Oh Goodspeed, Godspeed, Godspell....you never went to any anti-terrorist school. So just make sure you don't get us all fu**in killed."

- The Rock

"...because this is the only pussy...you are going to get! Your days of fingerbanging miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!"

- Gunnery Sgt Hartman; Full Metal Jacket

Woman with child: "Hey, look who's here its Santa Claus...tell Santa what you want for Christmas"

'Santa' : "I'm on my fu**in lunch break alright?!?!"

***
Marcus: "What the hell do you mean 'get him outta here?'"

Gin: "Take him to the car!"

Marcus: "In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfu**ing dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?"

Gin: "That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You're all the same.

Marcus: "Special treatment?! I'm 3-foot-fu**ing-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?"

Gin: "Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!"

Marcus: "Sketch it up, you fu**ing moron. Fu**ing Leonardo da Vinci."

Gin: "What'd you call me thigh-high?"

Marcus: "I called you a fu**ing guinea homo from the 15th-fu**ing-century, you dickhead!"

Gin: "I could stick you up my ass, small fry."

Marcus: "Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?"

Gin: "You got some lip on you midget."

Marcus: "Yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!"

- Bad Santa

[Tsaiko]

Originally Posted by Lordstan

Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny... on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations. Him and the pope. Sexual orientation. The whole works, right? I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seeing that. If I ask you about women, you'll probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman... and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. I ask you about war, you'd probably ah throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more into the breach, dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap... and watched him gasp his last breath lookin' to you for help. If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes. Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth just for you, who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospital room... for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes... that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you. I don't see an intelligent, confident man. I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine. You ripped my fuckin' life apart. You're an orphan, right? Do you think that I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been - how you feel, who you are - because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don't give a shit about all that, because - You know what? I can't learn anything from you... I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't wanna do that, do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

Great writing and great delivery!

[Jantz]

Theres no crying in Baseball!

[toledo_mudhen]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges....

[E93]

"You mean I'm the bad guy?" Falling Down (Michael Douglas)

JimB

[Republicaninmass]

"How you gonna put you finger in a dyke"

[brickyardkennedy]

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did!"

Groucho Marx, as "Rufus T. Firefly", exhorting his troops in defense of Mrs. Teasdale. (Margaret Dumont) in "Duck Soup". Allegedly an ad-lib, which caused Ms Dumont some confused discomfit.

[bobbyw8469]

"Snakes....Why did it have to be snakes" - Raiders of the Lost Ark"

"Yippee-ki-ya moth****er" - Die Hard

[Robextend]

Originally Posted by Tsaiko

''Now youse can't leave!'' Chazz Palminteri - To the motorcycle gang in A Bronx Tale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2_twxkXCUU

Whoa!! That's a great one!

I also like this one from "Marked for Death"

"There's only two things stopping ya, fear and common sense"

[thekingofclout]

Originally Posted by Tsaiko

''Now youse can't leave!'' Chazz Palminteri - To the motorcycle gang in A Bronx Tale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2_twxkXCUU

Great call! This is probably my all-time favorite line. And after Sonny and the boys beat the holy crap out of the bikers, Sonny kicks the lead biker in the head while shouting... "Ruin my fu**ing LUNCH!" and then gets in one more kick to the head. I love it!

[Leon]

Originally Posted by thekingofclout

Great call! This is probably my all-time favorite line. And after Sonny and the boys beat the holy crap out of the bikers, Sonny kicks the lead biker in the head while shouting... "Ruin my fu**ing LUNCH!" and then gets in one more kick to the head. I love it!

Now that was a great scene!!

[Writehooks]

Five faves:

"Soylent Green is people!"
– Charlton Heston, at the end of one of the all-time cult classics

"That's the way it is, lady — the rich get richer and the poor get drunk."
– Jackie Gleason to Julie Harris in "Requiem For A Heavyweight"

"I'm tryin' to hear the f**kin' song!"
– Blood-soaked Hanson brother to referee in "Slap Shot"

"From hell's heart I stab at thee ... for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
– Ricardo Montalban (as Khan), just before he detonates the Genesis Device in "Star Trek II"

"Have you ever made love to an animal, Jack?"
– Charles Grodin to Robert Di Nero in "Midnight Run"

[Tsaiko]

Dog Day Afternoon - When Al Pacino's character (Sonny) asks John Cazale's character (Sal) if there's any special country he wants to go to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS61hWuh43Y

And of course, there's this classic from Taxi Driver.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZ4E...eature=related

And from GoodFellas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B05INM57xO8

[Kawika]

"Hi. My name is Rick and I'll be your waiter."
-Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman and Paul Henreid in Casablanca.