What are some of your favorite all-time movie lines?

[bigtrain]

Ernie Capadino: I'm Ernie Capadino. I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?
Dottie Hinson: Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.

[Jimmy has just signed a baseball for a little boy]
Little Boy: [reading] Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.
Jimmy Dugan: Hey, that's good advice!

[seablaster]

There are so many good quotes from these two, but among my favorites:

"In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe."

"Run! Go! Get to the choppa!"

[Robextend]

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

[Writehooks]

Wealthy hood: "Hey Rock, you should get into condominiums."
Rocky Balboa: "Geez, I dunno Mr. Gazzo ... I never use 'em."
– From Rocky (1976)


"It's not about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit ... and keep going forward."
— Rocky Balboa to his son Robert, in "Rocky Balboa" (2007)


"I heard ya got a date, Rock. Here's some advice: take her to da zoo. I heard retards love da zoo."
– Gazzo's driver, Rocky (1976)

[Theoldprofessor]

"Fill yo'r hand, you son of a bitch!"
-- "True Grit," either version

"You can't handle the truth!"
-- In fact, Nicholson's whole concluding speech in "A Few Good Men"

[Kawika]

"Have you ever heard of the Giant Rat of Sumatra?"
-Basil Rathbone in The Case of the Sussex Vampire

[White Borders]

Gina: Well Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behavior.
Debra: God, that is so clever. I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Empire Records

I'll be back.
The Terminator

Hasta la vista, baby.
Terminator 2

Always with the negative waves, Moriarty. Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Kelly's Heroes

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a miracle. It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Caddyshack

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Apocalypse Now!

Houston, we have a problem.
Apollo 13

Bust a deal, face the wheel!
Beyond Thunderdome

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
The Blues Brothers