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Theres no crying in Baseball!
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Describing Jesse..
Narrator: He was growing into middle age, and was living then in a bungalow on Woodland Avenue. He installed himself in a rocking chair and smoked a cigar down in the evenings as his wife wiped her pink hands on an apron and reported happily on their two children. His children knew his legs, the sting of his mustache against their cheeks. They didn't know how their father made his living, or why they so often moved. They didn't even know their father's name. He was listed in the city directory as Thomas Howard. And he went everywhere unrecognized and lunched with Kansas City shopkeepers and merchants, calling himself a cattleman or a commodities investor, someone rich and leisured who had the common touch. He had two incompletely healed bullet holes in his chest and another in his thigh. He was missing the nub of his left middle finger and was cautious, lest that mutilation be seen. He also had a condition that was referred to as "granulated eyelids" and it caused him to blink more than usual as if he found creation slightly more than he could accept. Rooms seemed hotter when he was in them. Rains fell straighter. Clocks slowed. Sounds were amplified. He considered himself a Southern loyalist and guerrilla in a Civil War that never ended. He regretted neither his robberies, nor the seventeen murders that he laid claim to. He had seen another summer under in Kansas City, Missouri and on September 5th in the year 1881, he was thirty-four-years-old. |
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From my all-time fav comedy-Stripes
John Winger (Bill Murray):C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin. Russell Ziskey (Harold Ramis): Well I got the sh** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it! |
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From Repo-Man;
"Your not a communist are you? You'd better not be. I won't have any communists in my car..... and no Christians!" |
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From: There was a crooked man
Setting is in an old west jail: Kirk Douglas: If you want smokes you get'em from a guy called Tobakky,you want hard candy you get'em from a guy called sweets,well I wanna know,do you have a guy here name a Poontang? |
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I'm your huckleberry
Doc Holiday |
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"Show me the money!" Jerry McGuire (Tom Cruise)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws (Roy Schnieder) "Here's Johnny!" The Shining (Jack Nicholson) “You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife.” Crocodile Dundee (Paul Hogan) “Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherf***er.” Die Hard (Bruce Willis) “Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.” Dead Poet's Society (Robin Williams) “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” City Slickers (Billy Crystal) “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.” Silence of the Lambs (Anthony Hopkins) “Every man dies. Not every man really lives.” Braveheart (Mel Gibson) To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” Conan the Barbarian (Arnold Schwarzenegger) “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” Uncle Buck (John Candy) "I'm not looking for the best players, Craig. I'm looking for the right ones." Miracle (Kurt Russell) "Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest." Tombstone (Val Kilmer) Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday. Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember? Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about. Doc Holliday: I wasn't. Tombstone Cafeteria Worker: Taco? Nacho? Burrito? Orsten Artis: [Blank Stare] Cafeteria Worker: Taco? Nacho? Burrito? Orsten Artis: No, I'm looking for el hot dog-o. Glory Road "Aim small, miss small." Te Patriot (Mel Gibson) "Is there no one else? Is there no one else?" Troy (Brad Pitt) |
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