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04-02-2016, 11:10 AM
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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather?
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04-02-2016, 03:43 PM
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The title of this thread is an oxymoron.
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04-03-2016, 08:23 AM
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I reffer lawyers to my clients all the time. I have learned over the years that sometimes gets my client mad at me. So over the last few years i go about it differently by saying...
"All layers ate jerks and usually rude, probably wont call you back when u leave a messge BUT this is who i recommend because he always gets the deal closed. And thats really all you care about, right?"
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05-31-2016, 07:32 PM
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Quote:
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05-31-2016, 10:57 PM
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Two lawyers are shipwrecked and alone on a desert island. A raft floats onto the beach with the most beautiful woman they'd ever seen on it, and she's naked and unconscious. They look at her for a minute and one lawyer finally says, "Should we screw her?"
The other lawyer looks at him like he's crazy and says, "Out of what??"
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06-01-2016, 05:17 PM
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The old drunk, of course. The other three are mythical characters. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick? A: A tick drops off you when you die. Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish. Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement? A: Not enough cement.
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